Lady Cog

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Lady Cog
Lady Cogs LnR.png
Gender Female
First appearance Conker's Bad Fur Day
Species Cog
Color Blue
Eye color Purple (blue Lady Cog)
Green (green Lady Cog)
Purple (red Lady Cog)

The Lady Cogs[1] are a group of three female cogs. They appear in the Bats Tower chapter during the "Cog's Revenge" section in Conker's Bad Fur Day and Conker: Live & Reloaded. They each have their own body color: red, blue, and green. They have long eyelashes and lipstick, typical features of identifying female characters.


The red Lady Cog was knocked over by Conker's Frying Pan.

The Lady Cogs were first mentioned by the Schizoid Cog (as Carl) inside the Bats Tower building. He demanded for Conker to find his "missing cogs" or "fuck off". In order to find them, Conker must climb up the tower and pull a Lever to open an underwater passage.

The red Lady Cog is located in the first room following the passage, and the green and blue ones are in the following circular and symmetrical room. In Conker: Live & Reloaded, the green Lady Cog appears in the same room as the Schizoid Cog.

The Lady Cogs are afraid of Conker, and they quickly hop away when they see him. Conker can temporarily leave a Lady Cog knocked over by whacking her with the Frying Pan. He must pick her up, swim through the underwater tunnel, and place her on the post beneath Schizoid Cog. Each Lady Cog cries for help while she is held.

A cutscene plays when Conker returns with the first one. It shows him putting the Lady Cog on backward. In a reference to fellatio, Carl feel pleasure. Conker realizes the Lady Cog is the wrong way around. He turns her to face the front, which angers Carl. When Conker returns the other two Lady Cogs, he also puts them on facing the front.

After Conker spins the stone wheel, the Schizoid Cog flies off his post. In an act of revenge, the Lady Cogs beat up Carl and put the Schizoid Cog on Mr. Big Cog's stump. The red Lady Cog gives Conker a slobbery kiss (otherwise the blue one does in Conker: Live & Reloaded). They decide to travel to the Caribbean and take their suitcases with them.

During the scene where Conker is inaugurated as king, the red Lady Cog is one of the characters to celebrate his new leadership. She and the other two Lady Cogs returned from vacation. The red Lady Cog stands at Conker's throne, including in the opening prologue.


Comparison of the Lady Cogs' suitcases in Bad Fur Day and Live & Reloaded
  • The Lady Cogs' suitcases have three stickers on them, each of a real world location. The stickers have different location names between Conker's Bad Fur Day and its Xbox remake. In the original, it has two stickers of European cities, Twycross, England (which is also the origin of Rareware) and Paris, France. The third sticker is of the Caribbean, which is where the Lady Cogs travel to.
    • In Live & Reloaded, the top two stickers each read an American state, New York and Hawaii. The bottommost sticker, Nuneaton, is a town in England.


  1. Conker: Live & Reloaded Official Prima Guide, page 53
Conker's Bad Fur Day / Conker: Live & Reloaded
Characters BerriBirdyBouncerBurtCashCatfishCatfish (species)CheeseConker the SquirrelDaisyDung BeetleFangyFangy (purple dinosaur)FrankyGreggJack (Large Female Box)JuggaKeyKing BeeKulas of ConkLady CogsMarvinMr. BarrelMr. Big CogMrs. BeeOdd Little MonkPaulieProgrammerRodentRegRonSchizoid CogSunflowerSweet CornThe SargeTickly BeesVillager
Antagonists Buga the KnutBugger LugsCount BatulaDon WeasoHaybotHeinrichLittle GirlPanther KingProfessor Von KriplespacThe Big Big GuyThe ExperimentThe Great Mighty Poo
Enemies Bat (Barry)BoxBullfishClangClang GoblingCrateDoll** • Dragon GodEarthwormElectric Eel* • Fire ImpGargoyleGoblingHaystackSpider MineStone GiantSubmarineSurf PunksTedizTNT ImpUgaWaspWasp LarvaWayne and the WankasWeasel GuardsWeasel MafiaZombie
Chapters HungoverWindyBats TowerBarn BoysSlopranoUga BugaSpookyIt's WarHeist
Multi BeachDeathmatchHeistRaceRaptorTankWar
Locations Bats TowerBerri's HouseCount Batula's MansionFeral Reserve BankGraveyardPanther KingdomPanther King's CastlePoo CabinPoo MountainRock SolidTediz IslandThe ArenaThe Cock and PluckerUnderworldWasp HiveWindmill
Items Anti-Gravity ChocolateAnvilBeerCashConfidence PillsConkerContext ZoneGas MaskHelmetPooballPrune JuiceSquirrels' TailTNTToilet Paper
Weapons Baseball BatBazookaBombCanisterChainsawClass Twenty-Two TankCrossbowDaggerFlamethrowerFlamethrower (Multi)Frying PanGrenadeKatanaKnifeMachine GunMissileRevolverRifleShotgunSlingshotSniper RifleSubmachine GunsTommy GunUrine
* Exclusive to Conker's Bad Fur Day   ** Exclusive to Conker: Live & Reloaded