|First appearance||Conker's Bad Fur Day|
|Eye color||Purple (blue Lady Cog)|
Green (green Lady Cog)
Purple (red Lady Cog)
The Lady Cogs are a group of three female cogs. They appear in the Bats Tower chapter during the "Cog's Revenge" section in Conker's Bad Fur Day and Conker: Live & Reloaded. They each have their own body color: red, blue, and green. They have long eyelashes and lipstick, typical features of identifying female characters.
The Lady Cogs were first mentioned by the Schizoid Cog (as Carl) inside the Bats Tower building. He demanded for Conker to find his "missing cogs" or "fuck off". In order to find them, Conker must climb up the tower and pull a Lever to open an underwater passage.
The red Lady Cog is located in the first room following the passage, and the green and blue ones are in the following circular and symmetrical room. In Conker: Live & Reloaded, the green Lady Cog appears in the same room as the Schizoid Cog.
The Lady Cogs are afraid of Conker, and they quickly hop away when they see him. Conker can temporarily leave a Lady Cog knocked over by whacking her with the Frying Pan. He must pick her up, swim through the underwater tunnel, and place her on the post beneath Schizoid Cog. Each Lady Cog cries for help while she is held.
A cutscene plays when Conker returns with the first one. It shows him putting the Lady Cog on backward. In a reference to fellatio, Carl feel pleasure. Conker realizes the Lady Cog is the wrong way around. He turns her to face the front, which angers Carl. When Conker returns the other two Lady Cogs, he also puts them on facing the front.
After Conker spins the stone wheel, the Schizoid Cog flies off his post. In an act of revenge, the Lady Cogs beat up Carl and put the Schizoid Cog on Mr. Big Cog's stump. The red Lady Cog gives Conker a slobbery kiss (otherwise the blue one does in Conker: Live & Reloaded). They decide to travel to the Caribbean and take their suitcases with them.
During the scene where Conker is inaugurated as king, the red Lady Cog is one of the characters to celebrate his new leadership. She and the other two Lady Cogs returned from vacation. The red Lady Cog stands at Conker's throne, including in the opening prologue.
- The Lady Cogs' suitcases have three stickers on them, each of a real world location. The stickers have different location names between Conker's Bad Fur Day and its Xbox remake. In the original, it has two stickers of European cities, Twycross, England (which is also the origin of Rare Ltd.) and Paris, France. The third sticker is of the Caribbean, which is where the Lady Cogs travel to. In Live & Reloaded, the top two stickers each read an American state, New York and Hawaii. The bottommost sticker, Nuneaton, is a town in England.
- Conker: Live & Reloaded Official Prima Guide, page 53