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The Programmer communicates to Conker in Conker's Bad Fur Day.

The Programmer is an unseen character of whom Conker communicates with in the Heist chapter of Conker's Bad Fur Day and its remake Conker: Live & Reloaded. As the same suggests, he is the game programmer, who is represented by a command prompt at the bottom-left corner. He could possibly be represented by a programmer of the real world company, Rare.


After Conker's unsuccessful third attempt at throwing Heinrich out of the airlock, he pounces at Conker's spacesuit. The game freezes, and Conker asks the Programmer to help him defeat Heinrich. The Programmer agrees, and in a The Matrix-type scene, Conker picks a Katana from a long array of weapons. Conker requests him to teleport him and Heinrich into the throne room of the Panther King's Castle.

The Programmer unpauses the game, and Conker mutilates Heinrich's head. The Programmer leaves, however in the commotion, Conker realizes he forgot to ask him to revive Berri.


  • Conker communicates with a similar character in the Uga Buga chapter, the Maestro. Like the Programmer, Maestro is also represented by a game developer. The Maestro only appears once, when Conker requests him change the background music of the Dragon Statue room to something "less dramatic".
Conker's Bad Fur Day / Conker: Live & Reloaded
Characters BerriBirdyBouncerBurtCashCatfishCatfish (species)CheeseConker the SquirrelDaisyDung BeetleFangyFangy (purple dinosaur)FrankyGreggJack (Large Female Box)JuggaKeyKing BeeKulas of ConkLady CogsMarvinMr. BarrelMr. Big CogMrs. BeeOdd Little MonkPaulieProgrammerRodentRegRonSchizoid CogSunflowerSweet CornThe SargeTickly BeesVillager
Antagonists Buga the KnutBugger LugsCount BatulaDon WeasoHaybotHeinrichLittle GirlPanther KingProfessor Von KriplespacThe Big Big GuyThe ExperimentThe Great Mighty Poo
Enemies Bat (Barry)BoxBullfishClangClang GoblingCrateDoll** • Dragon GodEarthwormElectric Eel* • Fire ImpGargoyleGoblingHaystackSpider MineStone GiantSubmarineSurf PunksTedizTNT ImpUgaWaspWasp LarvaWayne and the WankasWeasel GuardsWeasel MafiaZombie
Chapters HungoverWindyBats TowerBarn BoysSlopranoUga BugaSpookyIt's WarHeist
Multi BeachDeathmatchHeistRaceRaptorTankWar
Locations Bats TowerBerri's HouseCount Batula's MansionFeral Reserve BankGraveyardPanther KingdomPanther King's CastlePoo CabinPoo MountainRock SolidTediz IslandThe ArenaThe Cock and PluckerUnderworldWasp HiveWindmill
Items Anti-Gravity ChocolateAnvilBeerCashConfidence PillsConkerContext ZoneGas MaskHelmetPooballPrune JuiceSquirrels' TailTNTToilet Paper
Weapons Baseball BatBazookaBombCanisterChainsawClass Twenty-Two TankCrossbowDaggerFlamethrowerFlamethrower (Multi)Frying PanGrenadeKatanaKnifeMachine GunMissileRevolverRifleShotgunSlingshotSniper RifleSubmachine GunsTommy GunUrine
* Exclusive to Conker's Bad Fur Day   ** Exclusive to Conker: Live & Reloaded